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Winston Churchill

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. –Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — His reply

 

 

Lady Astor: “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!” Winston Churchill: “Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.”

 

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ” – Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

 

Americans always try to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else. – - – Winston Churchill

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Oldest Jokes

1900 BC sumerian joke
“Something which has never occured since time immemorial;a young women did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

A 1600 Bc gag about a pharaoh
“How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? you sail a boatland of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

1000 AD British joke (oldest anglo saxon joke recorded)
“what hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer : A Key.”